The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
listen here u piece of shit
its a fucking baby
I hate when I’m reading and then start thinking about stuff and before I know it I’m at the end of the page and have no recollection of what I just read
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about. If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot. The Alot is incredibly versatile.
so much win.
What is air!!
“It’s quite funny that, the whole like us being the “Internet band” tho. because i’m still useless with like technology and you know, social networking.”
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
current mood: oprah running on hot coals